-involuntarily raises fist to the sky like a champ-
EVERYONE!! COME AND GATHER!! AS I, THE GREAT USOPP, HAS IMPORTANT NEWS!! TODAY IS A VERY IMPORTANT DAY WORTH CELEBRATING!!
"Oh, wonderful Usopp, why is today such a special day to celebrate?"
Why you ask? WELL, I’LL TELL YA!! On this day, not too long ago, an AMAZING MAN AMONGST MEN WAS BORN! He’s Bold, He’s Brave, He’s a real party starter and not to bad on the eyes either!!
"Oh wow! Super cool!! Great Usopp, this man sounds amazing!! Who is he?!"
Heheh, who? WHO?! Why, IT’S ME!!! THAT’S RIGHT MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS!!! TODAY IS THE BIRTHDAY OF THE GREAT PIRATE WARRIOR, USOPP!!! RAISE YOUR GLASSES, SING TIL THE NEXT DAY, LIVE IT UP!! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! YAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
Unable to answer that at the moment]
It’s really just a matter of how you style it~
Although, Brook has grown his hair out for way longer than I have.
You don’t understand… her strength…
Well, thanks anyway!
Just watch! I GOT THIS!!!
….No… not a single one…
Does it count if it’s a human… and food?
Can’t you tell?~